I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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