he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
too bad you live with your parents still
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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