So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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