With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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