im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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