I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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