I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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