so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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