bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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