enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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