S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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