all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You need a sexual gate keeper
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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