i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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