god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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