This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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