Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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