Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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