When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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