I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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