Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
