Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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