Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Randomize
