Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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