I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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