He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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