I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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