I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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