I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
