What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Randomize
