Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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