Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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