did you get engaged???
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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