These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
