whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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