that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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