True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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