im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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We left an ass print on the piano.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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