Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
