We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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