is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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