Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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