was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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