try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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