did you get engaged???
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
