Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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