what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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