If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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