thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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