She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
