Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
