so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
