so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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