question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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