Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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