i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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