her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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